if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
I got bit by one of these and I lost feeling in my leg for five minutes, and when I gained feeling back my leg was literally throbbing.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
The Australia of the United States.
FUCKING GREAT! THE ONE FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD IM ALLERGIC TOO!
no no no no no no fuck you no
why are you all complaining, you never go outside anyway
jenni from the bloc
i always thought these two would end up together lol
WAIT BUT EUGENE IN THE BACKGROUND
His eyes look like golfballs
Chris Brown + Vine